Kickin It With The X-Ray Cat: Blood Liquors

Tonight a little experiment is being done. im not gonna say what it is but it involves something green. and its not what you think its different. i miss the van. 1993 gmc rally wagon (1 ton 18 passenger) not a pussy ass six lug configuration weiner van, no a fuckin man van filled with the muscle power of a 350. sleeping village by black sabbath is on right now....... then hopefully something super heavy to get this down.actually shit the dead boys is on next but who cares theyre punk right????? then like skeletonwitch or some shit. any way metal rules rap reigns and punk is deader than a bag of chopped up dicks, but maybe one day someone will be the next gg allin and just make punk wild again. i mean come on you never hear any crazy stories anymore, no shows where people lose their mind to the point of shitting all over and then rubbing it on them.... thats what im talkin about.

im comin out with a zine real soon all black and white graffiti/party pics and stories. its gonna be for free (unless you want it shipped but i doubt anybody gives a fuck for that. anyway its gonna have like tits and throw-ups and interviews and a ton of bad ass shit. hopefully im gonna get the homies to get down in it as well.i know fuckin big boi xtra and dager will. prolly hooker too and gafer and so on and so forth. i havent asked them but i know they will not deny.

ive been thinkin you know. thinkin real hard and i came to the conclusion that livin in the middle of nowhere away from everyone aint as bad as i thought. i mean at least im not in town doing nothing, instead i am multiplying my riff skills 10 fold. i mean it fuckin 10 fold on bong rips, bass solos, whammy bars, blunt rollings, graffitisms and other ilk related to being a hoodlum. like for instance i sat in a chair for 2+ hours just riffing. i cant do that if i lived in town. my friends would just come over and wed just get fucked up. not that there is anything wrong with that but im tryin to fuckin get rich as fuck doing something tight. thats why i gotta practice. the main thing to practice is how hard you play i think. cause think about it would you rather see some guy playing perfectly every note but play like a total fuckin weiner, or would you rather see someone tear the guitar a new asshole while playing it ???EXACTLY. solstice is now tearing my stereo a new asshold just like dimebag darrell did on his axe. speaking of dime how sick is pantera. its like my fairy tale story 4 white trash ass homies from texas got it all ! they took the stars straight from the fuckin sky! im gonna post their rider (what they demand from the venue when they play in case you did not know) seriously they did IT. and mind you this is every fuckin show. if this was not all there they could leave the show paid in full, now thats fucking bad ass.